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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 10:34

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Yes sir it is.

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.